SMOKE WEED ALL DAY EVERYDAY
Cool stuff to do when your high
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1.Spin arround in circles- your already dizzy when your high, and you feal like your moving in boxes so when you spin its hella weird
2.Look at shiny stuff- get a cd and look at the bottom, move it around to the light make it change color.

3.play with a lighter- fire is really cool when your high

4.try to run- your motor skills are impared when your high its fun to try and do stuff

5.Try do concentrate- try doing something hard like math and see how you think you did it right, but you reall fucked it up.

6.Go to school- I hate going to scholl, excpt when Im high, for some reason it makes all your class a lot more interisting

7.Try to count- have a friend hold something with a bunc of dots on it about 5 feet away from you and try to count...good luck...

8.Wheres waldo?- If you can get a hold of one of those wheres waldo books try it. also those magic eye thing work good too

9.Jack off- Im serious, my friend Adam told me about this, i dont know why but its hella good...if you can get it up......

10.Watch cartoons- Every thing is hella funny when your high, cartoons are REALLY funny little kid cartoons like telitublies and and some of those old skool cartoons like transformers are cool.

11.(someone sent me this one)-Umm..You should add this to your list...TRY TO DISECT A CRAWFISH...They moved for me..It was REALLY scary..Well...yeah..

12. The movie 2001 a space odessy, is the best movie to see when high, it was made to see while on acid, but weed works just as good.........Theres all these weird as colors and shit, if you dont want to spend all fucking day watching it just skip to the last half hour, but its better if you watch the whole thing.
easy way to make a pipe
                                    supplys
     dowl
     exacto knife
     chizel
            how to make
     1. take a piece of wood
     2. drill a hole thought the middle
     3. carve a indent where you want the bowl to go
     4. take a chizle and chizle a bowl out
     5. smoth out the bowl
     
             Optinal
     1. carve a mouth piece at the end furthest from the bowl
     2. carve a disinge in the sideseasy way to make a cheap bong
                                 supplys
      20oz-3 liter plastic soda bottle          (save the cap for a bowl)
      apoxy/hot glue/superglue
      plastic tubing aproxamitly .5 of a foot
    how to build  
     1.cut a hole about 3 in. from the bottem just big enough for the plastic tubeing
     2.insert the tubeing into the hole
     3. seel rest of the hole with apoxy
     4. drill a hole though the bottle cap just big enough for the tubeing
     5.repeat step 3
     6. make a bowl out of tin foil

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Bongs and college. A natural combination! We at The Blur of Insanity wish to help you enjoy the beauty of bongs!

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NEW!! GRAVITY BONG #1
Okay... we got many e-mails about gravity bongs, and many different and bizarre design. We settled on two. The first #1 design being the standard "Gravity Bong." We made it simple but it can be modified in many ways. One potential approach is to put an additional hole in it for either the bowl, or as a place to smoke through. Some add complications you may not wish to undertake. But basically this one works with the least problems maintaining proper suction! Thanks to all who sent e-mails. We printed them out, did tests (which is why the updates were late) and here are our results!

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WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

A 1 Liter Soda bottle.
A Knife or razor
A bowl and stem
Clear silicone caulk or chewing gum (for the unprepared).
A drill with a drill bit a little wider than the stem. (you can use a knife, but the seal may not be great. A proper seal is key to this design!
Cut the Soda Bottle in half. Fit the Bottom end inside the top half. Take the cap and drill a hole in the top. Fit the stem through the cap and seal in place with caulk or chewing gum. Screw cap back into bottle.

HOW IT WORKS:
This bong works on suction not gravity. But if you haven't been going to classes much you might not know that! Start by compressing the two halves of the bottle together. Then load the bowl. NOTE: If you load the bowl during the compression stage the pot will fly out!!!! Light the dope and pull the two halves apart. This will cause the bottle to fill. NOW... remove the cap, put your mouth over the mouth of the bottle and compress (slide) the halves together. This should force a good amount of smoke into your lungs causing you to pass out on the floor of your dorm.


NEW!! GRAVITY BONG #2 (aka "BUCKET-BONG")
This is also called a "bucket-bong" which is, at least, true. In all honesty, gravity has absolutely nothing to do with either of these gravity bongs. From what we can guess the name "Gravity Bong" was generated by someone completely stoned and useless. If the person was straight (or watched "Sports Figures") they would know to call it a "Suction Bong." But whatever you call it, it is an effective mind destroyer, and thus on our pages!

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WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

A 1 Liter Soda bottle.
A Bucket (probably a gallon size is best)
Water- ice-water is preferred.
A Knife or razor
A bowl and stem
Clear silicone caulk or chewing gum (for the unprepared).
A drill with a drill bit a little wider than the stem. (you can use a knife, but the seal may not be great. A proper seal is key to this design!
Cut the Soda Bottle in half. Discard the Bottom end. Take the cap and drill a hole in the top. Fit the stem through the cap and seal in place with caulk or chewing gum. Screw cap back into bottle.

HOW IT WORKS:
This bong also works on suction and not gravity. Gravity and suction are not the same! Start by filling the bucket with water about 3/4 of the way up. Now push the top half down into the water. Then load the bowl. NOTE: If you load the bowl during the compression stage the pot will fly out!!! NOW- Light the dope and pull the top half up - but not OUT of the water. This will cause the bottle to fill with smoke. NOW... remove the cap, put your mouth over the mouth of the bottle and compress (push) the top half back down into the water. Smoke should rush into your lungs, the walls should melt, and you will likely become useless and believe that suction and gravity are the same.



THE WATER-COOLER HOOKAH
(via the Shaolin Bong Squad -they now claim to be the best bong builders!
Sorry Bad Arnold!)

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WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

Strong Lungs
One of those big bottle from a Water Cooler (stolen preferably)
An VERY LONG aluminum or brass stem threaded on one end.
A big party bowl that matches the threads on the stem
A rubber stopper to put in the top with a hole to put the stem through.
A drillbit the width of the plastic tubing.
2 to 10 feet of clear tubing (get at a place that has stuff for aquariums like a pet store).
Clear silicone caulk.
Drill two holes to fit the clear tubing. Attach hoses. (NOTE: attach as many as you want!) Seal with caulk -let dry overnight. Stick stem through rubber stopper. Fill with water. Place stopper in top. Attach bowl. Destroy lungs!



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NEW!! THE CHEAP BONG 2
(the first one was designed ass-backwards - our 3D expert has lowered his dosage of crank - and redesigned the bong so you don't get a mouthful of water!)

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WHAT YOU'LL NEED (this should be around the house):

A 12 oz. Plastic Soda bottle
A ballpoint Pen (Bic type- hollow tube)
A lot of Aluminum Foil
A needle (or toothpick)
Used Chewing Gum
Take the Soda bottle. Use pen to make hole in side a 1/3 up from the bottom. remove pen guts (so there is a hollow tube). Push into bottle and seal with chewing gum. Take aluminum foil and form bowl with a hollow stem at least 2 inches long (you want to make sure that doesn't melt the plastic pen tube - plastic fumes can kill you, or at least make you VERY sick. Use the pen to wrap the foil around - that will make sure you can pull air through it. Fill with water so that bottom of pen tube is below water. You now own the cheapest bong known to mankind! NOTE: Beware of lighting your hair on fire when you light this thing!



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THE DUAL (tm)
design by Bad Arnold
(the best bong builder ever known to mankind)
The smoothest bong ever. Beautiful design!

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WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

A half a foot, and a foot long piece of clear plexiglass pipe, about 3 inches in diameter.
A base to put the cylinders on.
An aluminum or brass stem threaded on one end.
A bowl that matches the threads on the stem
A drill with a drill bit as big as the stem and a 1/4 inch drillbit (for making the carb hole)
A drillbit the width of the plastic tubing.
A piece of plastic tubing between a 1/4 and a 1/2 inch thick
A plastic cap to cover the first cylinder tightly (needs to form a seal)
Clear silicone caulk.
Attach hose through the top of the cap into the first cylinder (IMPORTANT: hose end should be ABOVE the water line). The other end of the hose, which goes in the second cylinder,r should be submerged under the water. Make sure the cap on the first cylinder forms a very tight seal!

HOW IT WORKS:
Load the first chamber boiling water and the second chamber with ice water.
Use normally, like a standard cylinder bong.




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THE LOW-RENT HOOKAH
A basic hookah if you don't feel like spending over fifty or more for one of those glass jobs.
Easily made and you can also just put on one hose for personal use.

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WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

An empty 2 liter soda bottle
3 to 5 feet of clear tubing (get at a place that has stuff for aquariums like a pet store).
A bowl attached to a long stem.
A knife or something similar to cut the holes in the plastic bottle (not so easy)
Clear silicone caulk.

HOW IT WORKS:

Assemble via the blueprint, then light up and draw through the hoses. Not as efficient as the expensive kind but it works.

Now you can act like turban-wearing Opium lord. A good project for a rainy afternoon.




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THE DIRTWEED BONG (aka the BBQ BONG)
We got a suggestion for a bong that went as follows:

From: rastaboy
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 1996 00:27:10 -0400
To: insanity@cloud9.net
Subject: death bong
You call that a bong :) ha! my bowl to my 6 footer is bigger than that thing...here's a good idea for ya take a big piece of pipe, like 3 feet long and stick it into a side of a bar-b-que and throw in a 2 or 3 pounds and close the lid and light up see how you like that...rastaboy

We like it so much we made one!

NOTE: Some people actually thought we were serious and built one!



WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

A Weber BBQ (the hibachi-like one).
3 inch diameter clear plexiglass tube.
Heat resistant epoxy.
A drill with a drill bit to open 3 inch hole on lid of weber grill.
A minimum of a 1/4 pound of dirt weed.

HOW IT WORKS:
After dinner, when the coals are hot, toss a 1/4 of crappy weed on the grill and close tight. Inhale at will.

Your friends and you will likely be found dead the next morning. Please leave a will leaving everything to The Blur of Insanity! Thank you!




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THE STANDARD CYLINDER MODEL
This is a simple one. Basic, works great, and is easy to use!

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WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

2 feet of clear plexiglass pipe, about 3 inches in diameter.
An aluminum or brass stem threaded on one end.
A bowl that matches the threads on the stem
A drill with a drill bit as big as the stem and a 1/4 inch drillbit (for making the carb hole)
Clear silicone caulk.

HOW IT WORKS:
We think you can figure it out.




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THE DEATH BONG
A brutal design. Will even make the most basic cannabis very strong. Be careful!


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WHAT YOU'LL NEED:

1 foot and 2 feet pieces of plexiglass pipe, about 3 inches in diameter. You will have to make a "Y" shape splitting off from the main pipe at a 45° angle. You will need plastic epoxy!
An aluminum or brass stem thread on one end (the thread to the valve has to attach to the stem).
A threaded brass valve that closes in half a turn.
A bowl that matches the threads on the valve.
A drill with a drill bit as big as the stem.
A cap from an aerosol can that will fit in the end of the short Y off the main pipe, just tight enough to close it off.
One foot of rope or bungee cord.
Silicone caulk

HOW IT WORKS:
Not quite as simple as a standard bong. The carburetor is the big pipe splitting off at 45°. This allows a LARGE amount of smoke to blast into your lungs VERY suddenly! The process is like this.

1. Light up.
2. Start smoking.
3. Close the valve (this cuts off all incoming air).
4. YANK the cord attached to the plastic aerosol top.
This causes a ton of smoke to go into your lungs instantly.

5. Pass out.



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